Wednesday, July 15, 2009

 

Who else needs an intern?


It occurs to me that others besides Mrs. CL may need an intern. If you are one of those people who think you might make good use of a non-paid employee, please describe what you might need in an intern in the comment section below.

Comments:
If you are a law student, please friend me on Facebook and join my group, "Someday, I'd like to work for free for Judge Manske" and I will consider you. I need 2Ls(5 quarters minimum completed) for Winter and Spring 2010. All Fall 2009 positions are filled. I don't know who these CL people are, but I sure could use some help. Thanks for your consideration. Judge Jeffrey C. Manske, United States Magistrate Judge for the Western District of Texas, Waco Division.

P.S. Thank you Professor Osler for the opportunity to reach out to your blog readership. I am also looking for Summer 2010 interns who have completed 2L from all law schools so please do not hesitate to apply if you are not studying law in Waco, Texas. Thanks, JCM
 
How many positions are you filling for Winter 2009? I might be interested if there are spots available.
 
About 3 or 4 spots. Thanks for your interest.

JCM
 
Can I has an internz?
 
I could use an intern for PC. Knowledge of evidence and pre-trial practice a +. There will be no monetary compensation, but on your death bed you will receive total enlightenment.
 
We here at the People's Revolutionary Appellate Prosecutor's Office are accepting applications. Please possess a dedication to the downfall of the bourgeois system of exploitation, willingness to tolerate the Court of Criminal Appeals, enjoyment of video games, a knack for the use of LexisNexis, and the ability to successfully cope with living in my laundry room, with bonus oceanfront view (view may be at times occluded by tourists and/or condos).
 
The Razor needs an intern to run the blog while I am off at remote Osler Island in a few weeks. Job requirements are that you keep my audience fed with healthy doses of haiku, drivel, and political claptrap. Bonus points if you can include the occasional law/law school tidbit. Apply herein.
 
I would love an intern. Does he/or she cook?


Love,
Matt
 
Lane, I will take the job! Do you think my flatscreen and 4 cats will fit in your laundry room? :)
 
The flatscreen is dubious, but it can join our growing collection.

As for the cats, my wife would squeal with utter delight and begin redesigning the house so that an appropriate altar to cat-hood was present in every room. Sadly, when I graduated, we had no room for our two kitties and they went to live with a veterinarian that kept a cat rescue place. I occasionally receive updates about their newfound activities of chasing mice in the barn, but I am still saddened by their loss. My wife is nearly inconsolable when she thinks about them.
 
Can I have that particular intern shown in the photo? Not that I would have the intern do anything inappropriate or anything... but he looks very experienced and professional.
 
Can you really have an organization that seeks the "downfall of the bourgeois system of exploitation" that is run by people with a flatscreen TV?
 
I'd like an intern. Bonus points if you can trap a spider roughly the size of a half dollar without frightening it and causing it to disappear under the bed (as I have). You can't kill it, mind you; you need to trap it and deliver it outside (or at least far away from my bed).
 
RRL-

Yes, but only if you don't have cable and only watch British documentaries.
 
RRL, how else will I know when it's time for morning calesthenics?
 
I dont need an intern so much as I need a personal servant.
 
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