Friday, December 05, 2014

 

Haiku Friday: My favorite winter clothes...


It's December… time to haul out the heavy clothes, the ones that save us from the cold.  For some reason, people (at least in Minnesota) have an odd affection for their winter clothes, and we have have favorites.  Let's haiku about that today.

I will go first:

Trusty ski helmet
Blasts tunes in my ears
So loud, IPLawGuy hears.

Now it is your turn!  Just make it 5 syllables for the first line, 7 for the second, and 5 for the third….


Comments:
who would Jesus kill?
that question's been debated
no one has answered
 
Slippers and sweats with
my warm, fleecy red bathrobe:
Comfort over style!
 
Wearing a sweater
thermal underwear, ski pants
Turn down the damn heat!
 
Long black warm knit scarf,
Bought long ago in London,
Keeps the winter out.
 
I always have socks
Slippers are also a must
Feet must stay toasty!
 
Teal like a giant
Mediterranean wave
My snow mobile suit
 
In autumn you gave
Me pashmina scarf would keep
Winter at bay. Like kisses.
 
He was like fireplace
Rug of fur chest was all you
Need wear. Any season.
 
Listen Osler--Geoff sucks.

Geoff wore red long johns
Backwards trap door in front.So
Always ready for love
 
Sal's winter nightie
Lavender Flannel pink rosebuds
Impregnable buttons.

This over NFL sweatpants
Stainless steal chastity belt
"Undies." Impregnable.
 
Unmentionables…
Even they are different
In the deep winter.
 
Eve adored leopard.
It was a fluff of coat.Matching
Hat. Fig leaf?....Nevah!
 
Smelled better than
Home-baked bread. These leather canoes,
HikeBoots Dad bought me.
 
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