Friday, April 17, 2015

 

Haiku Friday: The contenders!


This week, let's haiku about one or another of the many, many people who might run for President!  As evidenced by yesterday's post, I kind of have that on my brain. Here is a non-exhaustive list:

Joe Biden
Jeb Bush
Ben Carson
Lincoln Chafee
Chris Christie
Hillary Clinton
Ted Cruz
Day Gravis
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Bobby Jindal
John Kasich
Jimmy McMillen
Martin O'Malley
Rand Paul
Rick Perry
Marco Rubio
Bernie Sanders
Rick Santorum
Vermin Supreme
Donald Trump
Scott Walker
Jim Webb

Here, I will go first:

Donald Trump, Oh please!
Please exercise your precious
Right to privacy!

Now it is your turn! Just make it 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables, and have some fun!

Comments:
That Vermin Supreme
Makes some excellent points there!
Better than Rand Paul.
 
Rafael Edward Cruz,
Cubano Canadienese,
Birth certificate?
 
Not another Bush,
yet neither do I pine for
another Clinton.
 
There is a wringer
One person with ideas
Mr Vermin Supreme
 
He wears a crazy
Thing on his head, talks nonsense.
That's our Donald Trump!
 
Jimmy McMillan
Knows how to stay on message
Rent is too damn high!
 
Bush, Paul, Cruz, Christie...
So many Republicans
The clown car is full
 
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